Last Friday our dryer broke. It was very bad timing because the laundry was already piled high and we were running low on cloth diapers. The situation was desperate and if someone did not get to a laundromat that Saturday there would have been several individuals without clean underwear for the rest of the weekend.
It was the day before Mother's Day so Paul kindly came to the rescue. He loaded up the van with the equivalent of 6 loads of laundry including some wet laundry from the loads that had been washed but not dried. He also loaded 6 kids. I got the afternoon off and got to drop by the mall and Stake Women's Conference with baby George.
Paul had actually been itching to check out the Mr. Stadium laundromat , I think because of their famous T-shirts you sometimes see around town. He called me halfway into the task to share how impressed he was with the facility - the cleanliness, the raw power of the machines, the sense of community, the broad selection of snacks etc - and admitted to finally sharing my vision for a dream laundry room setup. Never mind the sorting, he bragged how all six loads fit into one industrial machine. It was a successful trip - 6 loads in about an hour - but the kids got a little impatient and Paul had to cut some of the drying a bit short.
I still can't believe he attempted it - all the laundry with all the kids. But when I came home I was confused by the couch draped in still slightly damp clothing. The banister and Paul's office chair were also draped in cloth diapers, while a fan blew at full speed and all the windows were open on this cold (54 degree) Saturday. The clothes still weren't completely dry but I really was in no position to question or critisize. Instead I just complimented how great he looked in his new T-shirt. He wore it proudly just like I use to wear my race T-shirts from cross-country state finals, fun runs and larger races like the Boise marathon. He wore it as if to say, "yes I was there and I accomplished something great".
I forgot to mention that a new dryer was ordered that same day but would not be delivered until Monday. There would be no more laundry excuses with a brand new large capacity dryer.
A few days into last week, I think it was Wed., one of our children wet the bed then decided to climb into our bed where they then completely emptied their bladder. Paul was the one to discover it, it was on his side of the bed and I was already asleep. Not wanting to wake anyone he laid towels over the puddles then tried to get comfortable along the foot of the bed. I don't think he got much sleep and sighed when another child tip-toed into our room regretfully confessing they too had wet their bed. But when one of the older boys came bounding into our room in the early morning screaming "Henry took off his diaper in his crib" we couldn't help but laugh. We stopped laughing when we discovered it was a poopy diaper that he had taken off. Paul bravely announced.... "it looks like I'm going to have to make another trip to Mr. Stadium". It was early in the morning so I gladly gave him the job.
$9.25 in quarters later (including $0.75 for 3 Ms. Pac-Man games for William) Paul returned home with William carrying their trophies of fresh clean folded bedding. This time they bought the huge Mr. Stadium laundry bag because Paul said "we just might need it again".
Days later Paul told me this nugget. As he was finishing unloading the Dexter Thoroughbred 1200 washing machine he discovered something flat, circular and brown. At first glance, from a distance, it looked like a penny. But as Paul reached in to pluck it out he soon realized it was actually an original piece from Henry's removed diaper. Cleaned, polished and pressed flat from the force of the industrial machine. Paul didn't tell me that for a few days, maybe because I would have sent him back to rewash it all again.


Yay for Paul!! That is just great! I hope your new dryer treats you well.
ReplyDeleteQuinn has been averaging four accidents a day. I am now tempted to let his underwear get blue because I am tired of washing them separately from their dark colored jeans and pants.
Great post, Al! Way to go Paul! I'm thoroughly impressed, and I love the T-shirt as a trophy of your accomplishment. Hope the dryer arrived today!
ReplyDeleteI love this story.
ReplyDeletePaul looks like a super-hero with that t-shirt on and his arms full of laundry!
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud! Paul definitely deserves that T-shirt for his accomplishment. I think the duffle bag will really come in handy.
ReplyDeleteAl, i am officially banning your blog. I can't believe Paul took 6 kids and 6 loads of laundry to the laundry mat. That requires some serious super powers.
ReplyDeleteI know how rough it is! In Mexico City our washer/dryer were broken all summer until Scott figured out how to fix it. I would haul the dirty clothes down the stairs, into the car, into the laundry mat, and then back home wet to dry. I should have sent Scott at least once so he could see how bad it is. But then, I started to like the smell of our house w/ clean laundry hanging everywhere.
How nice would it be to have an industrial washer/dryer. Check on craiglist, you can get one for cheap (we got a $10 dishwasher and it has been going strong for 2 yrs)
That is a hilarious story, and you are the most super-amazing woman to be able to laugh at anything! I remember your mother's laundry room in Bloomfield Hills and how it boggled my mind that she could ever get anything ELSE done besides that mammoth chore!haha!
ReplyDeleteLaundry is my least favorite. It just piles up and never ends. I was so behind in my laundry a few weeks ago and knew it would take days to catch up I decided to go to a laundromat--even though my washer and dryer work perfectly. So I packed the girls in the car with 7 loads of laundry and went to the bank and got $20 worth of quarters. 2 1/2 hours later I had all 7 loads washed, dried and folded! It was fantastic. My dream would be to have a single machine that would wash and dry--and really I'd buy 2. Think of how much faster laundry would go. BTW I wish our laundromat sold cool t-shirts also.
ReplyDeleteWhat a guy! The laundry and six kids! :)
ReplyDeleteI keep asking Ben to build me a clothesline!
That is quite the industrial machine though to hold all six loads!
Hope your new dryer is working out :).
Thank you! I needed to read your blog tonight. I don't know how you do it all. Reading your blog is so inspiring, and sometimes it gives me a great laugh i so seriously need.
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